"F#cking New Guys" (FNGs), derogatory term, used within US Military deployed to South East Asia during the Vietnam War.

 

Lt. Dan Taylor (Gary Sinise): "You must be my FNGs."


Bubba and Forrest: "Morning, sir."


Lt. Dan: "Oh, get your hands down. Do not salute me. There are goddamn snipers all around this area who'd love to grease an officer."

 

FNGs - an acronym referring to F#&*ing New Guys.  At some point in life, everyone was or will be an FNG (or Gal) ; )

 

The Dallas, Texas based FNGs ROCK!           

"Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough."   

 

     

FNG Warnings

 

 

 

1.  The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.

2.  The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than everyone else.

3.   The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

4.  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5.  The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

6.  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

7.  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8.  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

9.  The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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10.  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to go to bed with a "10" and wake up wanting to gnaw your arm off. 




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